Splash Johnny coaster - green

Zenon the Flat Man – Funny Drink Coaster

Ever feel like work is crushing you? Zenon knows the feeling. He took it all on himself… and now he’s totally flat. But that’s what makes him the perfect coaster. Whether it’s your coffee, tea, or an after-work beer - Zenon’s got your back (or belly). He keeps your table safe while making everyone around smile.

This fun, quirky coaster is more than just practical - it’s a real conversation starter. Ideal for your home or office, and a hilarious gift for people who love unique gadgets and playful decor.

Who's it for?

Anyone who enjoys a bit of humor on their desk or coffee table - from busy office workers to relaxed homebodies, and everyone in between.

• ✔️ Eye-catching design ➡️ Makes people smile and sparks curiosity
• ✔️ Protective coaster shape ➡️ Keeps surfaces safe from heat and moisture
• ✔️ Relaxing green color ➡️ Calms the mind and adds a touch of fun

Features:

• product type: drink coaster
• design: flattened man figure
• material: plastic
• color: green
• dimensions: 12 x 11 x 2 cm
• weight: 45 g
• max glass size: Ø 80 mm

Q&A

1. Is Zenon only for mugs?

Nope! Zenon holds mugs, glasses, bottles - anything with a base up to 80 mm wide.

2. Can I use it in the office?

You can… but beware. Zenon tends to attract attention. Someone might want to take him home!

3. Is the material safe and sturdy?

Yes! Zenon is made of soft yet durable plastic that’s designed to last.

4. Will it damage my table?

Quite the opposite - Zenon protects your table from heat, scratches, and liquid rings.

5. Is it a good gift?

Absolutely! It's a unique and funny gift for colleagues, friends, or anyone who needs a little cheer.